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WHAT THE KING DID TODAY

 

SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT IS NOT TODAY BUT THIS IS WHAT THE KING DID YESTERDAY. info@kingofobsolete.ca

THANSK

Other Books Written By King of Obsolete

 

Jan 19 2021 -- Art Bookbindery Recovery Plates

 

Dec 01 2020 -- No Fear No Common Sense Flying ---- 10th book

 

Dec 01 2020 -- Misc Stories ---- 9th book

 

The 4 book series on Naughty Natalie are books 5,6,7,8

 

Jan 20 2021 -- Oh My, This is Not Fun ---- 8th book

 

Nov 30 2020 -- Dominatrix School Book ---- 7th book

 

Nov 25 2020 -- Love is Trust Book ---- 6th book

 

Sept 2020 -- My Wasted Youth Alexander MB Book ---- 5th book

 

King of Obsolete Books Series are book 1,2, (3,4 are not in print)

 

Feb 18 2020 -- KoO Book Set ---- 1st & 2nd book discounted

 

 

 

Feb 25 2021

 

i had the 39 chevy in the shop for a grease and to be thawed out then i parked it in from of the new case dozer. guess which one starts, runs and is 82 years old while the other does not run and tosses computer codes???

 

39 case

 

Feb 24 2021

 

my 15 second of fame was airing in the usa and people who have nice TVs send me pictures of me on their TVs. as you can see i still colour out side the lines like when i was young.

 

KoO tv m

 

Feb 23 2021

 

the other day we took the td-6 known as Aggie out to plow the ski-doo trail from the Kingdom to WHO-ville so the staff and travel back and forth.

 

aggie sign again

 

Feb 22 2021

 

the winter roads are late opening this year but the semi truck to the south finally arrived. all 4 of the work ski-doos are going bye bye plus a tote full of new parts. i have not ridden these machines since 2018 and have no interest in freezing my ass off. since i am now a Love and Romance Author on Amazon.

 

bye bye

 

Feb 21 2021

 

yesterday in the heat of the day at -10c we took the brand new case 650M dozer out for 10 minutes of snow removal. that 10 minutes took 4 hours because in the first 50 feet the machine "coded" and shut it self off. once we got it up and running then it had other issues and we parked it. i should have just taken out the 1952 D6 9U (that was under water for 3 years) out for the 10 minutes of snow removal to be completed in 9 minutes. some days i create my own problems like when i said "I Do".

 

case snow bank

 

Feb 20 2021

 

almost 2 years later the scrap guy without his ladies has returned for a quick trip over the winter road. also during the covid 19 lock down he was buffing the purple KW to make it shiney again. my 7th book Dominatrix School now has a 5 star rating twice on the canadian amazon. like being in kindergarten this is very important having stars.

 

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08V56F5MM

 

MiM back

 

Feb 19 2021

 

yesterday xena got out her Yamaha 410 enticer that she got 10 second of fame on Ice Road Truckers back in 2013. she re-enacted the one hand pull start of the machine since on TV she did not pull start the machine like a girl using 2 hands.

bomber pull start

Feb 18 2021

 

with my new Naughty Natalie Books Series doing well on Amazon i need to sell all the KoO Books 1&2 that i have in the Kingdom. these books are based from 2003-10 and were expensive to get printed and shipped to the end of the world. once these books are gone i can then add these books in new format to amazon as Ebooks and printed books. i have lowered the price of the books to $40.00 to include shipping in Cdn and USA.

 

KoO Book Set ---- 1st & 2nd book discounted

KoO books discounted

Feb 17 2021

 

since we are in a warm spell of only -30c at nights and -20c during the day with warm sun shine. i used the Hoe to dig out some more firewood for the next cold snap we are going to get.

hoe firewood

Feb 16 2021

 

one of my Kingdom Followers in Switzerland sent a gift package to the Kingdom. she was nice enough to add english notes to the items so we would know what they are. this was a really nice surprise and treat for us. also we are having books sales in germany which we think is because the german army trained at the shilo military base back in the mid-1980s. these german fellows would be my age or retired now and seeing the 37 Dodge on the cover of my new books might bring back memories of 1985 when they seen and took pictures of the truck on the Shilo base. the computer makes the world a small place.

swiss post

swiss box

swiss thansk

Feb 15 2021

 

the sewer line for the house froze which is normal after 2 weeks of -40c because the sewer line has no heat tracer tape in it. it last froze 3 years ago because it has not been that cold in those years. it is an easy change of removing the frozen part of the sewer line and replacing with a non-frozen pipe because after 24 years we make it look easy. this year the 5 feet of snow took longer to move to get to the sewer box then the frozen pipe itself. but i did get to ride my Hoe for a couple of hours. plus a ford which means Fix Or Repair Daily arrived off the so-called road by tilt top tow truck.

sewer hoe

sewer snow

sewer ford

Feb 14 2021

 

it is funny being #1 on cdn amazon with 2 of my 3 in Love and Romance and Hot Rods. these books i guess are love stories of being young and having fun in the mid-1980s when it simple times compared to being locked down today. amazon knows how to market my books has my 5th book on for FREE down for the next 4 days. click on and share it well.

 

My Wasted Youth: Alexander Manitoba: Barnes KoO, Joey: 9798700173766: Amazon.com: Books

1and2 amazon

1in10days
england books

Feb 13 2021

 

one thing nice about amazon, i can sit in my 10x30 shack down by the tracks on the outskirts of WHO-ville to see my new Naughty Natalie Book Series in 6 different languages around the world. then amazon changes that countries's money in to USA funds which looks really good on the "coloured" graph chart since i am colour blind.

 

book c 01

book c 02

book c 03

book c 04

 

Feb 12 2021

 

the first customer of the winter road season is over a month late compared to all other years. the winter roads are opening later with all the snow we have been getting. hopefully this not the last customer either because 2021 is just as screwed as 2020.

 

fuel trucks

 

Feb 11 2021

 

the sister's 6 month stay in canada is over and she had to head back to the usa where she lives. once again google lets me know that she is now dumping mother's condo on the market at only $399,000.00 but she did leave some furniture behind. the round table came from great grandma's farm in deloraine MB. dad made me power sand it and then we mounted it on the square legs that was a table at the bank which we cut about 20" off to make a coffee table. the furniture in the spare bedroom is terrible to sleep on, the wooden bed makes noises as you toss and turn on it all night but good to see a new mattress. not sure if the condo comes with mother's SUV. dad was a chevy man all his life and after he died mother was buying imports just to piss him off i guess. the best part is the relator is a retired city cop who is now featured in my new books the Naughty Natalie Series. i think i could write a book on this condo and the connections it has with my past 35 years ago. also i gave my "equal" share of mother's estate to my home town of alexander manitoba which will likely be the "toaster" when it is all said and done.

 

3 Horizon Place, Brandon, MB R7C 1C2 For Sale | RE/MAX | 202102758

 

condo 02

condo 03

condo 04

 

Feb 10 2021

 

hard to believe 14 days ago these books were on my computer for 2-4 months because everyone that was going to help me did not. then i had to learn how to do it my self to get my books on amazon. this worked out better for me because i have 5 more books to be added on to amazon when i finish writing them. i never realized how thick the Dominatrix School book was until i seen it in the picture with the other books. i could not make it in to 2 books because it is the story of Liz's Failing Military Marriage.

 

fort mac books

 

Feb 09 2021

 

to follow up on Liz covering my face with here bra, this is what happened next in the book "Love is Trust" thansk

It is all quiet in the PMQ and the lead MP speaks and says thank you Liz for her time and now the four MPs exit the PMQ as if they are the Keystone Cops comedy routine. We are very quiet to make sure the MPs have left because they might come back thinking we are hiding drugs or something. I just stand there with Liz’s bra on my face thinking how smart these drunk ladies are. Those MPs came here bust our ass and left bumbling idiots all because they got distracted by the natural beauty of women. They waited a long time to drop in when everyone was drunk. Being drunk they would be able to bust everyone even if they created the conflict by moving the bike which did not need to be moved. I also think to myself with the bra cup covering my face that I hope Liz’s husband does not walk in right now while I have his wife’s bra covering my face. The first thing he would say to me “I asked you to “”take care”” of my wife and I come home to this”. My reply would be “at least the bra is not on the floor”. Now Naughty Natalie comes over and removes Liz’s bra from my head and ask me to lick the cheese from the pineapple that Liz removed off her cleavage. I say nothing because I’m beyond being mad because I am pissed for being called a “Virgin” in front of everyone. Naughty Natalie then asks me again to lick the cheese of her cleavage and pulls my face in to her cleavage. I do nothing and she pull my face out of her cleavage then say she is sorry for call me a “Virgin” but I can play the games of a woman. I say nothing then she says she sorry again and then I smile as she lower my face in to her cleavage to lick the cheese off which I did.

Amazon.com: Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 eBook: Barnes, Joey: Kindle Store

the book is FREE for the next 3 days on the Ebook so share it well

love is trust cover

Feb 08 2021

 

when it is -40c the extension cords are a little stiff. now a quick cut and paste from my 6th book "Love is Trust" to warm myself up.

 

The best way to describe how Naughty Natalie looked as a real life Jessica Rabbit “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”. Everyone always thought and treat her wrong because of her drop dead gorgeous looks and body which never required make up because the beauty was all natural.

stiff cord

Feb 07 2021

 

it was a good day yesterday with having the 39 chevy out at -40c but feels -52c for the weekly shopping at the local store. then to go to bed with 2 out of 3 books in my new Naughty Natalie Series at #1.

 

1 and 2

 

39 -40

 

Feb 06 2021

 

it is only -39c but feels -51c here in the Kingdom this morning. a nice lady left a 5 star rating on my new book which was very nice of her. collecting stars on amazon is the same as collecting stars in kindergarten. the more you have the better it is because the last thing i want is my books to have the triple X rating so 5 stars is better. as i freeze in my 10x30 shack down by the tracks in WHO-ville, the actress for Naughty Natalie is in Georgia signing books. of course it is chilly down there at 60F which is a chill day for them.

 

5 starrs

 

holly signed small

 

10x30 -36c

 

Feb 05 2021

 

it only took 10 days to be #1 on the canadian amazon "Love and Romance". it was not the book cover or the lack of pictures inside the book but the 220,000 words to make it a great story. i am in shock because the Naughty Natalie Book Series is based in the mid-1980s of me growing up and having fun looking like a 14 year old "Virgin". these new books were written during the covid 19 lock down all from a 10x30 shack down by the tracks in Lynn Lake Manitoba Canada.

 

number 1 in 10 days

 

Feb 04 2021

 

i had to take a break from the computer and the new book series to plow more snow. i think we got 12" in 4 days and i used the D6 9U to move the snow in front of the shop. this snow is getting boring because we have way too much snow.

d6 shop snow

Feb 03 2021

 

it was a 2 month delay in my books going on amazon for the world to enjoy in the Naughty Natalie Series. now it only took 6 days to be #2 on the Canadian amazon under Love and Romance. the actress for Naughty Natalie in Georgia had a printed copy sent to her so she can sign the book for pictures to help market the book.

number 2 amazon

7th book inside

naughty natalie

Feb 02 2021

 

i would have never thought any of my book would be in the romance section in a book store or even on amazon. my 7th book opened this week at #16 on amazon romance books in the Kindle Ebooks. oh my is all i have say. now my Facebook messanger will not send a reply to all the messages i have been getting.

7th book cover amazon

Feb 01 2021

 

amazon has my 7th book which is the 3rd book in the Naughty Natalie Series "FREE" on Ebook for the next 5 days. please share it with all your military, biker and aviation friends because i need to break 5000 units to get a free amazon coffee cup

 

Amazon.com: Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (9798700687997): Barnes KoO, Joey: Books

7th book kindle

 

Jan 31 2021

 

last night whipping up the youtube video on the 48 chevy sedan delivery. the Paint 3D on my computer decided to add the circle on top of the text box then super shrink the text inside the box no matter how large i set the font size. i used google search for an hour and came up with nothing on why it changed the settings. i was able to finish marking the pictures for the youtube video using a different program but they don't look as good and not as easy to read.

paint 3d funny box

paint 3d funny zoomed

 

 

Jan 30 2021

 

the Screaming Ford april 21 2014 when we came off the winter road on our last trip. of course it was too dangerous for a film crew to follow us.

sf front 2014

 

Jan 29 2021

 

people are asking where the picture on the cover for the 7th book Dominatrix school came from. the Naughty Natalie Series is based on her and the 37 Dodge hot rod truck. in 1976 this cartoon was hand painted on the side of the box of the truck free hand with the help of booze to relax. now with the covid 19 lock downs i am un-able to leave the Kingdom to take pictures of a real Dominatrix for the cover of my book. the cartoon is Broom Hilda the witch and a witch is some ways is a Dominatrix.

37 cartoon

Jan 28 2021

 

my 6th book which ended up being a love story is on amazon too. spelling mistakes and sentence structure are included at these prices. i am very pleased how easy it was to get them on Kindle and taking a picture of a picture from 1989 to use for the book covers turned out very well. no idea what i did but i just wiggled the mouse and clicked it till the Kindle program was happy and let me go on to the next stage.

Amazon.com: Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 eBook: Barnes, Joey: Kindle Store

6th book kindle

 

Jan 27 2021

 

it was a struggle to get my 7th book on amazon because there is 587 pages which is 220,000 words. this is the 3rd book in the Naughty Natalie Series which features her and the 37 Dodge hot rod truck. i needed a picture for the cover of the book so the cartoon hand painted on the side of the box in 1976 is Broom Hilda the witch. in theory a witch is a Dominatrix too.

 

Amazon.com: Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (9798700687997): Barnes KoO, Joey: Books

7th book cover

 

Jan 26 2021

 

since it has only been -38c here at the end of the world i was able to fight with my computer and get my 5th book on amazon as an E-book. i have even include all spelling and sentence mistakes too. also the program to make the book cover is not colour blind user friendly so i have no idea what it looks like. this is my 5th book and the 1st in the Naughty Natalie series.

 

My Wasted Youth: Alexander Manitoba: Barnes KoO, Joey: 9798700173766: Amazon.com: Books

5th book amazon

Jan 25 2021

 

working on getting my 5th book "My Wasted Youth" on amazon this week. in the mean time here is a picture of the winter road in may 2014. yes snow in may is normal for us.

2014 road closed

 

Jan 24 2021

 

due to covid 19 lock downs we are not allowed to buy certain things in the province of manitoba. so a friend out west sent me Microsoft Office 365 so i can clean up my book stories. i do one shot writing from my head to the paper and nothing is changed or corrected. we figured out half the problem is the program i was writing the stories in were creating the mistakes. now it will be cold for the next week and at -40c i will be inside where it is warm correcting my stories. when this covid lock down ends i will have 10 books in print and more written because i did not lead a boring life.

office 365 screen

Jan 23 2021

 

yesterday i used the plow truck known as Thor to plow out the front gate of the Kingdom to the so-called road (highway) to WHO-ville and the south. this has not been plow all winter because of covid 19 lock downs. i used the wing to break up the hard packed snow which turned out to be 6 feet high. the front blade had not troubles in pushing that much snow off to the side plus did it all with no tire chains. now we are ready for winter road customers which could be in a couple of weeks due to the roads are late opening because of all the deep snow.

Thor snow high

Thor snow side

Jan 22 2021

 

just another fun day of being locked down in the Kingdom so a quick picture of the chick magnet covered in snow. but i did write a story that will be in the 4th and final book of the Naughty Natalie Series.

b snow covered

Jan 21 2021

 

the staff used her ski-doo to pick up the dog food for the 7 guard dogs that guard her place and the Kingdom. just another fun day at the end of the world.

dog food ski-doo

dog food in

Jan 20 2021

 

I believe things happen for a reason and why you make decisions that control your future without an explanation come true in the end. This covid 19 lock down has me writing stories of my wasted youth that I was going to do 15 years from now as my retirement. These books will be my daughter Xena’s future income and marketing me like Elvis ex-wife did for him after he died. In 2017, mother at the age of 73 years old bought this condo in Brandon for $375,000.00 which I thought was not a good move on her part when Shady Pines Retirement Home would have been a better deal. I never asked the address but knew through her emails back and forward that the expensive condo was in the north end of Brandon. When mother passed away last summer google sent me her obituary and I googled her address to see where she did live. Still don’t know why the sister never sent an email or contacted me with mother’s obituary since she and her husband own a funeral home in South Dakota USA. With google street view I was very surprised at the location of the this condo because of all the places in the Brandon to buy why this one.

This picture of mother’s condo was taken yesterday in Brandon after the sister dragged the blue recycle wheelie bin back in to the garage of the condo and closed the door. This picture confirms what google street view could not do for me. Now on the back side of mother’s condo is a sun room where mother would sit and smoke endless cigarettes over the last 3 years enjoying the view of the farmer's field being developed in to real estate properties. The view she enjoyed is what surprises me the most because 25 feet away is where her only son parted ways with Naughty Natalie on a night 35 years ago. To this day we have never seen each other or made contact because of what happened that night. I will disclose the events of that night in the last chapter of my soon to be written 4th and final book in the Naughty Natalie Series. As for the sister staying in mother’s condo I hope she likes ghosts because this one is not a friendly one.

mothers condo

Jan 19 2021

 

with the government locking us down since march due to covid 19 restrictions which helps the spread. some businesses have had to close their doors under the new rules. one good example is Art Bookbindery in Winnipeg Manitoba. the owner Michael helped me get my first books in to print in 2006 and in 2008 plus printed more copies as i needed them over the years. the business has gone bankrupt but the "plates" for the books are in Ottawa through Yvonne Parks. she was a young artist and did my covers for both books and we remembered each other when chatting on the telephone. now Yvonne Parks is helping authors get their plates for their books which is not an easy task. for my "plates" to be found and emailed to me we started communication at 3pm and finished at 11pm last night. plus she is charging a small fee to cover her time and costs which only makes sense. thansk

 

if you have books printed through Art Bookbindery please email Yvonne Parks to see if she has your "plates" at

 

yvonne@pearcreative.ca

KoO bookss

Jan 18 2021

 

at 11:33pm this truck was in the Kingdom and the fellow driving had on a jacket with reflective stripes. the driver can not read the 2 signs saying private property and cameras in use. plus drove past the 3 areas to turn around. my neighbour has trail cameras set up and motion lights that come on when there is motion. we think this vehicle is the covid police checking the Kingdom to see how many ladies were over enjoy my beer and company. that is what happens when i cruise Dairy Queen in one of my vehicles better known as Chick Magnets.

 

white dodge

 

Jan 17 2021

 

with covid 19 in the town of WHO-ville xena has been able to get some good deals at the store because people are not shopping. this fancy bacon is about $20.00 and she only paid a dollar for it so sunday lunch is going to smell really good in the little 10x30 that i live in down by the tracks in a gated community.

 

MiM bacon

May 23 2018

i asked my son xena to take a selfie for me because i can never do it right. tee shirts during the day and jackets on at night. welcome to the great white north.

 

thansk selfie

 

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